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Kawan dengan budak kecik tu sunnah Rasulullah πŸ˜‡

assalamualaikum w.b.t !! 🍜🍜 so baru tadi kitaorg belajar Tauhid dekat sekolah with the most stupendous ustaz ever!!!!! πŸ˜‚ tadi kitaorg belajar bab 2; Soalan Qubur !!!!!! πŸ’€πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ‘» { seram takk seram takk?? πŸ‘» } of coz lah seram!!! kubur kot.. kalau x dpt mengucap macammana,, mati mengejut, hukum orang yang x percaya soalan kubur, mengapa disebut sebagai soalan kubur dan macam2 lagi. (ps : Kitaorg belajar pasal Tapir sekali erk. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! wth?) okey lepastu ada lah dalil (means bukti) dr Al-Quran πŸ“” & hadis..πŸ“– sekarang ni cakap pasal hadis, Dari Ibnu 'Abbas r.a, wait! SIAPA IBNU ABBAS NI?! 😐 ustaz tanya nii, " Siapa ibnu Abbas? " Ibn Abbas : Anak Abbas ( Ibnu : anak lelaki ,, Abbas . ) Ibn Abbas ni budak kecik πŸ‘¨.. budak kecik lagi. masa Nabi dewasa (tua) , Ibn Abbas ni kecik lagi.. dlm 3 tahun.. ha camtu lah.. Nabi suka bermain (bersama) kanak2 πŸ‘¬.. budak2 kecik... etc.. antaranya Ibnu Abbas, Ibnu Umar, Ibnu Mas'ud, Ibnu Zubair.. pasai apa Nabi suka main dengan budak2? sbb diorg AHLI SYURGA.. 🌈 sbb diorg AHLI SYURGA. 🌸🌸🌸 kalau kamu, tgh buat keje Adik kecik baru tanya " kakak, err ni apa?? ⛄ " (sambil buat muka comel) + (ustat buat suara budak2 πŸ˜†) kamu dah marah dia... kamu soh dia pegi. shoooh shooh! lepastu kamu dok bilik tutup pintu, adik baru intai siket, kamu dah " HANGPA PI KELUAQ 😠 "{ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ benda ni betull HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH} lepastu ustaz kata lah; adik kamu tu ahli syurga.. tak boleh ada prasangka dekat dia.. kamu tu belum tentu ahli syurga! 😳 lepastu ustat cerita lah pasal ibnu Abbas, masa tu Ibnu Abbas baru 13 tahun.. dia masih main.. main mcm budak-budak remaja.. πŸ„ lepastu suatu hari, Amirul Mukminin (ketua kepada ketua negara-negara Islam) buat mesyuarat dengan sahabat2 yang alim2, yang besar2, yang memimpin negara Islam!!!! kira fuyyo lah kann. hebat!! 😨😰 mensyuarat kabinet dengan menteri-menteri Islam, pemimpin2 , semua yang berjawatan lah kan. (ps: masa ni Islam dah kuasai 2 per 3 dunia 🌎. jadi bayangkan lah, berapa banyak negara yang Islam dah kuasai? dengan Turkey , Parsi, Mesir dan sebagainya. } lepastu Amirul Mukminin ni, dia ajak, jemput si Ibnu Abbas yang baru 13 tahun tu pegi masuk mesyuarat kabinet dengan orang2 besar Islam pada masatu. BARU 13 TAHUN DAH PERGI MESYUARAT YANG NAK MEMBINCANGKAN HALA TUJU DUNIA, TU! 😱 lepastu adalah beberapa org dalam mesyuarat tu x selesa lah.. mcm tak brp suka lah dengan Ibnu Abbas.. DIA BARU 13 TAHUN, TAKKAN LAAH, NI MESYUARAT BESAR ISLAM KOT! lepastu kan diorg lagi tua dr Ibnu Abbas.. ok lpstu, si Amirul Mukminin ni baca Surah Al - Fath, dan tanya ahli2 tadi tu pasal mengapa surah ni diturun kan.. ☁πŸ’§ lepastu, semua orang2 yang hebat2, alim2, warak2 belaka ni jawablah.. pasal kemenangan yang Allah nak beri pada umat Islam.. semua jawablah. SEMUA JAWAPAN AHLI TU BETUL, TAPI TAK TEPAT. 🌻 ps: betul tak semestinya tepat. 🌻 lpstu Amirul Mukminin ni tanya lah dekat Ibnu Abbas, Ibnu Abbas jawab bahawa surah ni diturunkan untuk memberi tahu yang tak lama lagi , Rasulullah akan wafat / Ajal Rasulullah akan tiba. (sedih kan part ni? 😒) jawapan Ibnu Abbas yang umurnye 13 tu TEPAT. paling tepat. sangat tepat. ☺ lepastu Amirul Mukminin tu cakap lah " aku bukan bawa Ibnu Abbas dtg sini saja2. Ibnu Abbas ni lain dari budak yang lain. DIA BUKAN CALANG2 ORANG. " Allah, hebatkan Ibnu Abbas ni,? kita sepatutnya jadikan sahabat2 Nabi sebagai idola kita. bukan retis barat. πŸ˜’ retis yang tah pahape tu. tak kisah lah org melayu ke apa. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ sedih kalau tgk remaja2 zaman sekarang.. rosak.. rosak akhlak, rosak agama, mcm bak kata Faten, kecelaruan agama.. πŸ˜” em.nauzubillahi min zaalik. 😫😫 ok lah sampai sini saje ceritanya.. segala yang baik itu datang nya dari Allah, manakala yang buruk itu datang dari diri kita sendiri. wallahuaklam 😌🌼🌻🌼🌻🌼🌻 🍯🍯 KATA USTAZ.... " ALLAH TIDAK PANDANG BETAPA HEBATNYA KITA DIDUNIA INI.. ALLAH PANDANG KITA PABILA KITA BERILMU AGAMA. " 🍯🍯 ada quote lagii; 🍦🍦🍦 " Pabila Allah sayangkan seseorang itu, Allah memberinya kefahaman tentang Agama. " 🍦🍦🍦 wallahuaklam ❤

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