How to get rid of the pain while being injected! 💉💣 theory confirmed 😆

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Assalamualaikum w.b.t. 😀 so this year i'm 15 and the last injection i get is when i'm 15. 😇 so, when the due date is just around the corner... and your friends and seniors and teachers be like " 👿 ", they told you that the injection was " argh! " and the most painful injection ever! 💀👀 and you be like " argh " too. and came out the famous story of injection; that the needle is recycled one.. they use and reuse it.. so to make sure that it is cl3an from any dangerous type of organisms, they put the needle on fire so that the organisms are all dead.

so pretty scary huh? you know,, a few days before injection, i was like I WANNA GET OUT OF SCHOOL. 🚶🏻💨 And i was planning when it is my turn I REALLY WANT TO RUN AWAY. AND I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE MY UMI AND PAPA WILL JUST MAD AT ME for days BUT NOT FOREVER. AND TEACHERS WILL DEFINITELY LABELED ME AS the CHEEKIEST STUDENT EVER. 🐒 but that's fine to me for at least i could avoid that painful injection. 😏

dude, i'm scared of needle!!!!!! u guys should understand! 🐡 So i've been asking so many teachers in my school about the injection. 👩👩👩👩👩👩 some told me that it is really hurt. some told me that other teacher's lying. 🙀 some told me that it is not hurt but after the injection it will get hurt. From that time, i was like " I'm not trusting anybody HERE! STOP TELLING ME THINGS ABOUT THAT INJECTION. I REALLY DON'T WANNA LISTEN. " 🙉

amd i forgot that i have a very nice doctor in my school which is my teacher. he's kind. but he's a doctor. so people know that doctors usually lie. But he's kind. so i don't know that he'll gonna tell me the truth about the injection or he'll say that the injection is not painful at all.

" dude, i really need the truth right now! JUST THE TRUTH. Tak kurang tak lebih pun! " -me, a few days b4 injection. 😆😆


so i decided to ask him about the injection. and i was really hope that he gonna tell me the truth. and the day he came to my class ( to teach lughghatu injilizi ofcourse 😆 ) i asked him ; "Sir, sebenarnya inject yang kali ni punya sakit ke tak sakit? Baik sir bagi tahu betul2. " 😦 < muka aku cemni. 😂😂  lepastu dia pun ckp "  sebenarnya.. inject ni tak sakit pun.. cuma.. " and i be like " SEBENARNYE SAKIT KAN? " then he replied " sebenarnya, kalau kamu xnak sakit masa inject, cuba BATUK. " and we like " hah? really? "

so sir kasi lah video dlm whatsapp pasal batuk masa inject. soooo since i'm the lil chicken and what ever u guys called me, the day kitaorg kena inject tu, rasa berdebar2 since i watched my friends yang setakat ni xde sape yang try untuk batuk. 🌝 dude i wanna see the result!.

and owh! it's my turn larh! and i duduk dan cuba untuk relax. baca بسم الله الرحمن الحيم. tarik nafas dalam2.. huh.  😌😌 dan masa nak masuk tu AKU BATUK. AND U GAIS NAK TAHU THE RESULT?! TAK SAKIT PUN!!!!!!!! 😀👏👏 

and everyone, they laughed because i coughed many times. 🤓 and i am very thankful, Alhamdulillah! 🌼🌼🌼 

so nak tahu apa disebalik semua ni? mcm ni.. masa kita batuk, otak kita sibuk tafsir batuk dan message sakit inject tu diabaikan.. so, takde rasa sakit lah! 😉

*sorry takde gambar. tetiba google buat hal takleh nk copy gambar. 🌚🌚🌚*

 okay that's all for now. 😙 
assalamualaikum w.b.t!
bye~ 😂