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Take a drop into memory lane: Asma' Athirah 😂

.. Weh belum start lagi entry nya tapi nak gelak jugak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i dont know why but when it comes to asmak, she's literally my sunshine everyday sbb pikir muka dia je pun boleh gelak 😂😂.

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim, 
7 Ramadan 2020. 

So Naili just posted a video of her nieces and saying that her niece so lasak. Cakap pasal budak perempuan yang lasak ni, tak lain tak bukan, otak mesti teringat Asmak. 😂😂 Asmak ni kawan dari sekolah rendah, sampai sorga in shaa Allah. 😜 Ayah dia, cikgu kat sek kitaorg. dah anggap macam ayah sendiri dah. Sampai rumah dia pun, buat mcm rumah sendiri ekekekekek. ðŸĪŠ

So cerita nya macam ni, masa darjah 4 dulu, was the very 1st time Asmak masuk sekolah and probably dalam hidup semua orang 🙄.

Masa tu, aku dengar2 semua orang cakap budak baru tu degil, tak dengar cakap sebab tu ayah dia masukkan dekat sekolah kitaorg.

Jadi masa Asmak masuk tu, aku tengok dia atas bawah, mati2 aku ingat dia lelaki 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lepastu aku relate la dengan rumors orang cakap, jadi aku ingat ayah dia saja suruh dia pakai tudung and masuk kelas kitaorang (all girls) as punishment sebab dia degil tadi tu. Lepastu nak katanya, kalau masuk sekolah kitaorang, everyone knows that perempuan dengan lelaki tak boleh pegang2 macam sekolah rendah lain.

Jadi sebab pandangan aku, yang Asmak ni lelaki, aku macam tak berapa nak dekat la dengan dia. Sebab takut cikgu panggil kalau terpegang dia 😂😂😂 You might be wondering: Nama dia kan Asma', takkan lelaki kot. 

Yes. Aku pikir masa tu, ayah dia saja letak nama tu as punishment jugak. 😂😂 sebab nakal sangat ha amik masuk kelas perempuan, kena pakai tudung and nama pun perempuan. 😂😂😂

Lepastu aku selalu jerit2 kat telinga dia, "toilet ni bukan toilet kau la. Kau tak boleh masuk toilet sini!! " 

Benda paling aku tak faham, bila aku cakap macam tu, how the hell dia cuma besarkan mata dia and cakap "sukahati aku la!" 

😂😂😂😂😂😂 at least cakap la yang dia tu perempuan dooooo!!

Lepastu aku selalu je tanya dia, kau lelaki kan? Lepastu dia cuma jelir lidah je 😂😂😂😂😂 (asmak kalau kau baca mesti kau kata aku tipu en. 😂😂 ye do ni kau!!)

And ya hujung darjah 5 baru tahu dia perempuan tulen, asli, authentic, original semua la tu pun sebab Ainul bagitahu. 😂 Kalah dibuatnya kau pindah sekolah, lepastu lost contact ke kan, memang sampai sekarang la aku ingat kau lelaki. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

***Asma' yang sekarang Alhamdulillah hafizah Quran. Caring sangat (bukan dekat aku 🐒🐒🐒🐒 suka buli aku bwekkk) sampai boleh ada adik tanpa mintak dekat mak pak. Kalau kecek arab dengan dia, korang mesti ingat dia ni alien sebab muka arab pun takde, tapi fluent ma sha Allah. Orang apa ni?! 😂 in shaa allah semoga dalam lindungan Tuhan selalu. ðŸĨ°

Disclaimer: Cerita diatas adalah benar sebenar-benarnya, tiada penipuan dan penambahan. Tiada kaitan dengan yang telah mati tapi ada kaitan dengan yang masih hidup. 

Semoga Allah terima semua amal ibadat kita bulan pose ni! <3

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  1. Asma' lelaki¿!😆
    Memang kasar,tapi hati memang lembut macam perempuan.
    Kasih sayanggg😁

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