" Cara-cara nak jadi puteh " 😆

tadi masa dekat sekolah, saya cerita dekat kwn saya mcm mana nk jadi puteh... saya pun ckp " awak... mcm mana nk jadi puteh?? " dia ckp tak tahu. kitaorg mmg gelap. yelah sunburn sbb sukan hari tu. lepastu saya ckp lah saya tahu.. saya ckp " mula2 awak tanam pokok cili.... " dia terus potong saya dan ckp " lepastu tanam, lepastu bila dh tumbuh, jual.. dah jual beli Qu Puteh Qu puteh dgn Pamoga. tak ke %%%%%%% mcm tu.? saya terus ketawa mcm ni; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Awakened by prince charming

AAAAAAAAA dyou guys wanna know?? I had a magical and wonderful dream last nightttttt. If you're my sisters or my roomates, you know that i love love love to set a continuous alarm in the morning. 5.40 am, 5.50 am, 6.05 am, 6.15 am, 6.20 am and 6.25 am and each of these comes with my favourite One Direction song :3 So this morning, my spirit finally knows how to come back to its body. I woke up freshly at 6.25 am, and dont thank to my alarm, instead, to the prince charming i met in my dream. (Wait at this right moment i am currently at cafe, the awkwardness seems demanding to be the king in my mind and thoughts for the abang cafe is waiting for me to be in front of the paying counter. 😖😖😖😖😖😖) Okay what was it just now?? Ohhh the prince charming. Sooo i think i was blanketed by the demon's pee for i felt soooo lazy to wake up for fajr. (Dont copy the action, or you'll get the ticket to Jahannam in no time) During my 5 minutes sleep (between 6. 20 to 6.25) , i...

Hari nii 🙌 part 2 ~

ok, so masa utk baliik 🙌🙌 the happiest moment for student like Meeee 😋 ngeh. paling exited, sbb nk TERUS pergi RUMAH nenek 👵 (belah mak) (p/s : kitaorg panggil nenek ni Nenek " dikco " - and i have nooo idea why we called her like that 😂. guh ms dlm perjalanan, kitaorg LAPAR yg teramaaatt sgt !! 😧😧 so, kitaorg singgah kedai makan kawan umi. nama nye ( Budi X Café ) - Budi tu lah kwn sekolah umi 😊. sy order nasi kosong + ayam 🐓 masak merah, rania 👧 : nasi grg pataya, cika 👩 : sama mcm Rania, umi share dgn Harraz : Mee goreng (yg kaler coklet tuu) 🍝. semasa menunggu, ada lah jugak org lain makan kat situ, then Rania pusingkan kepala aku sambil ckp : cayang!! tgk org tu pakai baju Frozen warna pepel 😱😱😱 ". adoi, dh lah dia ckp kuat2, lepastu org tu pandaaang lelaki 👨. 😁 hahah. lepas dh makan, kitaorg pn singgah umah nenek. 👵 kitaorg beraya rumah " Abg Sepul " -sbb mak aku yg panggil camtu 😊. rupa2nye adik dia satu sekolah dgn mak akuu ki...

" MAAF, ADE ADIK BESAR KAT BLAKANG "- fatimah 😹

masa nk gi surau, kan kena lalu laluan mcm lorong lalu Asrama kan.. lepastu aku letak tgn kat bahu Fatimah, tutup mata sambil tunduk.. 😁 aku ckp " Fatma, jalan je eh. kita tutup mata niii 😹". Aku ni taklah sebaik mana😈, aku tolak lah Fatimah. 👥 Fatimah tertolak budak sek ren tau. 😂 lepastu budak tu marah. Fatimah dgn simple jawab " Sori dik. ada 'adik' besar kat belakang 😑 " Hahahahaha!!!!!! lol lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wallahuaklam

Ugly hand writing. 📝 -motivational entry (...i guess😗)

Assalamualaikum w.b.t. 😄 Salam Ramadhan to all of you. ('all' seem so many readers 😂😂 since i know how many people read my blog. 😆 more info, read the latest entry! 🙋) so it's 3: 46 AM (now i just wait for Sahoor 😗). everyone is sleepin. and i don't know how long can papa's/rania's phone hotspot can hold on.. (the battery drains very fast.) i don't have any credits in my phone since this year i have a big examination. so i take this FREE time to improve, change myself. i watched videos about hijabs, language,. from there i watched the attitude, behaviour, how's they react , etc. being honest, i still cannot found what i seek. i mean i do found it but it is just not enough. 🙍 then my brain told me that my hand writing is ugly. well to be a great muslimah, a leader, we should have a beautiful hand writing. this made me remember something.. when i told my friend, Maryam that my hand writing is super duper ugly and i mean it's beautiful. ...

1st day keluar rumah after 7 minggu captived in my humble crib

7 Ramadan 2020, 1st day keluar rumah after 7 weeks terperangkap, Smiled at literally everyone. 🥰 Semalam, alhamdulillah, Umi told us that dah boleh keluar rumah berdua!!!! So i begged Umi to take me out, i can help angkat2 barang dapur, or apa2 je but please please please bring me see the light of the day. " barang dapur pun dah habis, kalau dah boleh keluar berdua, ha jomlah esok pergi Ramly. " Sejak pkp ni, Papa je selalu beli barang dapur. Tapi since my father is working dengan something related to perhubungan, jadi masa PKP ni beliau sangat2 la diperlukan. Selamani, o/station 3 hari je, 3 hari kerja balik petang, and 1 hari cuti whole day (ya u might want to scream at me ha tengok pengorbanan sang ayah! ). Tapi PKP ni, dia kena o/station 4-5 hari and 1 hari cuti, 1 hari lagi balik time berbuka je & pergi kerja balik lepastu balik tengah malam. Disclaimer: Cikgu2 al mahbuuuub, pengetua sekolah mahupun bekas pengetua sekolah, cikgu akademik mahupun cikgu d...

Cactus, our new family member. 😌😞

dear Raihana akan datang, (aiih sedih lah nk tulis. 😅😇 ) Cactus, warna Chocolate, Bulu panjang tapi x panjang sangat. 😂 look how it sleeps!! adorable !!!!!! 😀😁💞😌 *tgh mAkan jap* 🍚🐟 ⌚⌚ -10 menit kemudian- ⌚⌚ assalamualaikum w.b.t [[ Peace be upon to you!! 🐻 ]] so toooday, there's a kitten 'meowing' in front of the door. actually selama ni mmg ada 3 ekor kittens kat sini. sekor warna coklat (ummm sedap nye coklat 🐸🍫), sekor warna mcm Oren 🍁 , sekor lagi comot putih, oren, hitam, coklat pekat. 😃 ps: yang dekat gambar tu yang warna oren. kucing ni ada mak n bertuan. dia selalu ada dekat block rumah saya tapi bukan dekat lantai. 😅 maksudnye, dia meow2 dekat bumbung, kadang2 tembok dinding tepi tu. ha. lepastu.. kittens2 ni selalu pergi rumah saya.. comel gilerr. set2 bulu domestic long hair tuu. 😆 tapi, sejak akhir2 ni, tak nampak pun kittens2 tu. 😥 sedih. lpstu ada lah kawan umii dr block lain bg tahu yg dia ambik sekor anak kucing nye....

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