" Cara-cara nak jadi puteh " 😆

tadi masa dekat sekolah, saya cerita dekat kwn saya mcm mana nk jadi puteh... saya pun ckp " awak... mcm mana nk jadi puteh?? " dia ckp tak tahu. kitaorg mmg gelap. yelah sunburn sbb sukan hari tu. lepastu saya ckp lah saya tahu.. saya ckp " mula2 awak tanam pokok cili.... " dia terus potong saya dan ckp " lepastu tanam, lepastu bila dh tumbuh, jual.. dah jual beli Qu Puteh Qu puteh dgn Pamoga. tak ke %%%%%%% mcm tu.? saya terus ketawa mcm ni; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Table for two, poem

I am just the size of Eve Little, weak and somewhat unclear Only a room for a heart A room for laugter And two for tears But the day you were in front of my eyes this universe inside me Growing horizonless And just then i realise How this love in this body is countless. - No boundaries, limitless of self rise until paradise. R, 18.

degreediary: MALAM MASIH MUDA!!!!!!!

10 Januari 2022, im an officially an indie kid now gaisek. ;D -Sam Bunkface- -Shamsul Anuar- -Bunkface- Okay first thing first, i would like to apologize for using mix-language (read: malay & english). - i just couldn't help that i am a proud malay, but at the same time i want everyone to understand the situation i'm currently living in, in love with. <3 Yes guys i am drunk with Bunkface now!! :,D I just wanna let the world know how they own the special place in my heart and their songs in my head, rent free. Actually, the band is alr existed since i was in primary school; but what to expect from a 12 year old kid, other than chatting her mum the same thing every single day on FACEBOOK. Right now, here i am, battling with myself everyday for degree, and to fulfill the amanah cuz im not here on my own, there is other people's money funding my university fees (read: for the very kind compatriots who pay the taxes to the government). Hence, ...

Adjusting the crown & get the day started, Hijab Tutorial!! 🧕🏻

Hello!! So it's my 1st time doing this kinda content since some of u wondering about how i wear my hijab.. well, it is just a hijabi classic look ! But since everyone still wondering how.. To be honest I am really bad at wearing hijab.. obviously you can see how i look like at school. My mum keep telling me it's alright to look ugly sometimes as long as u have a good wide mind. Remember that the sun doesn't lose its beauty when the clouds are covering her. So, i am notorious for not wearing any under scarf and more than 1 pin for everyday look. And im not even ashamed. I am a very simple girl ye la sbb nanti nak singgah solat lah, lepastu org ada adik kan.. First things first, i use cotton material i bought in Turkey. Like mostly, this is the common material people in Arabs, Turkey and around that region use for their hijabs. It costs me 40tl ( rm 40 ) only , and to me it is affordable for i bought this at the Grand Bazaar. 🤔 Without further a do, here's a ...

jejaka di pejabat sekolah.

tadi saya dgn kawan saya Fatimah nak pergi bilik guru lelaki. bilik guru tu bersebelahan dgn pejabat sekolah. saya & kwn saya nak hantar kerja kayu khb. saya buat tabung. masa nak masuk tu, tiba2 cikgu khb kitaorg masuk pejabat. jadi saya dgn fatimah pun nak masuk pejabat. tiba2 terperasan ada org lelaki ni HANDSOME 😍. dia pakai baju putih so means dia Pengawas / Prefect. dia pakai kopiah putih. muka dia putih, hidung dia mancung. ahh, saya dh tak boleh describe dh. susah. 😂 saya dgn fatimah cpt2 tunggu dekat depan bilil pengetua. semasa lelaki itu keluar, saya dan fatimah sampat melihatnya dari belakang. saya dan fatimah rasa dia adalah org yg PALING handsome dekat sekolah. dia mungkin atas saya. mungkin form 3 atau form 4. yg pasti bukan form 2. ok lah. sampai sini saja. saya berharap saya dpt jumpa dia lagi.

Bilik Kaunseling 😷

Ada seorang remaja perempuan yang duduk disebelah saya di dalam kelas. nama diberi, Suhada. 😂 Masatu Suhada & dr. Al Fadhil Fadhilah Adliah pergi bilik kaunseling. 😆 nak jumpa cikgu sapa ntah 💁 yang pasti, BUKAN cekgu kaunseling. Lepastu Arina ternampak Suhada dalam bilik kaunseling, dia dh nak keluar tapi malu2 macam tgk kiri kanan, lepastu tutup pintu. 😅😆 Arina pun tanya... kenapa... jawapan dia... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAABAB 😂😂😂😂😂😂 " AKU TAKUT NANTI ORG INGAT AKU KENA PANGGIL DENGAN CIKGU KAUNSELING. 😆😆😆 SEBAB TU AKU TAKUT NAK KELUAR.. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 January, 2017 winner. 😆😆😆 ok bai. 8 jan 2017, 2.39 pm, sundayy

7 KALIMAH PENGHAPUS DOSA. 🌟

Barang siapa hafal tujuh kalimah, ia terpandang mulia di sisi Allah dan Malaikat serta diampuni dosa- dosanya walau sebesar lautan in shaa Allah: ①. Mengucap Bismillah pada tiap-tiap hendak melakukan sesuatu. ②. Mengucap Alhamdulillah pada tiap-tiap selesai melakukan sesuatu. ③. Mengucap Astaghfirullah jika lidah terselip perkataan yang tidak patut. ④. Mengucap In Shaa Allah (inşallah) jika . merencanakan berbuat sesuatu dihari esok. ⑤. Mengucap La Hawla Wala Kuwwata Illa Billah jika menghadapi sesuatu tak disukai dan tak diingini. ⑥. Mengucap Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Rojiun jika menghadapi dan menerima musibah. ⑦. Mengucap La Ilaaha Illallah Muhammadur Rasulullah sepanjang siang malam sehingga tak terpisah dari lidahnya. ″Semoga allah melapangkan rezeki dan kebahagiaan yang melimpah buat sahabat yang mengucapkan ″ Sampaikanlah kepada orang lain, maka ini akan menjadi Sadaqah Jariyah pada...

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