Skip to main content

" Cara-cara nak jadi puteh " 😆

tadi masa dekat sekolah, saya cerita dekat kwn saya mcm mana nk jadi puteh... saya pun ckp " awak... mcm mana nk jadi puteh?? " dia ckp tak tahu. kitaorg mmg gelap. yelah sunburn sbb sukan hari tu. lepastu saya ckp lah saya tahu.. saya ckp " mula2 awak tanam pokok cili.... " dia terus potong saya dan ckp " lepastu tanam, lepastu bila dh tumbuh, jual.. dah jual beli Qu Puteh Qu puteh dgn Pamoga. tak ke %%%%%%%  mcm tu.? saya terus ketawa mcm ni; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

I made a mate from London ðŸŒŋ

17/3/2021, 3.44 am .  I just ate Ramen in red packaging for the very 1st time so my tummy is not quite feel comfortable, as if it has tiny little flame inside.  By the way, i just posted new pics on Instagram, hoping that my crush will notice it, but i also hope that he doesn't. 😖 OH GOD, my crush recently followed me on Instagram. Before this he only can see my updates on WhatsApp status, but now huaaaaaa i feel so insecured. ðŸ˜Ŧ Mind that, around 3 weeks ago, i commented on one of Unjaded Jade's posts on Instagram. For those who don't know who she is, she's basically a british brainiac who wanted to enroll to Oxford but she got rejected. And in her youtube she displayed all her hardworks and real routines to excel GCSE and other exams.  So in this one post, she asked about which one's more important, money or..? So i replied to her post " i just want to make friends " & she did replied to me back!!!!! Tons of her fans says hi to me, and i got like ar...
Post a Comment
Read more

Nice talk 👀

Don't lose your hope. U just have to work a lil more hard on it. and if it doesn't work, remember this :         *   " how to know that u've reach the WRONG DOOR ? " - because it doesn't OPEN. * ~Yasmin Mogahed  u maybe sometimes win, but to win, u have to learn. ☺ one of my favorite quotes, he said that " to success is u have to fall first " and it's really true. without that downs the ups would mean nothing. ❤   just do your BEST and bestest and let Allah do the rest. " U may never have this day again, so make it COUNT ! "      " yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery. but TODAY is a GIFT. "             ^" enjoy your life today. Yesterday is GONE and tomorrow MAY never Come. "  good luck. ♡ -raihana shamsul, 14. 15 nov 2016, 9.16 pm.
Post a Comment
Read more

Kisah Imam Abu Hanifah berdebat dengan Atheists 🌅 Powerful Story.

Assalamualaikum w.b.t. it's been forever i didn't post any entry. 🌃 anyways i'm a student so i have to share the knowledges, 📚 what i learnt to all of you, xx love. 🎀 i really hope that you'll get something from this powerful story. ☺ ******************************************   Imam Abu Hanifah dicabar oleh golongan atheists ðŸ‘Ĩ berdebat  tentang kewujudan Allah.  Beliau sengaja datang lewat kemajlis perdebatan tersebut. golongan atheists mengambil peluang untuk mencemuh Abu Hanifah. Imam Abu Hanifah berkata : " Saya datang dari seberang sungai Dajlah. 🌊 tadi, saya tunggu lama. tiada kapal ðŸšĒ pun dtg. sampai saya rasa nak balik rumah. ðŸĄðŸ˜… Tiba2 saya nampak sekeping kayu dekat sungai kemudia kayu tu pun terbelah menjadi kepingan2 papan yang tersusun rapi dan menjadi sebuah kapal ⛵ yang cantik.  Saya naik kapal tersebut dan sampai ke sini. ðŸšĢ "  Para Atheists berkata; " Jangan kamu mempermainkan kami! Adakah logik papan yang sekeping sekepin...
Post a Comment
Read more

I cooked daging masak kicap w/o garam and minyak pun!! ðŸĪŠðŸ‚

  entah do like sedap siot aku masak ðŸ˜Đ harini malas nak speaking hampa tak faham tak faham la maleh aku sibuk cakap bahasa orang lain, bahasa sendiri terbiar eh tiber ter-emo hahahahaha.  okay so cerita dia ayah aku ni kan garang gila. like garang sangat sampai aku kadang2 stress dengan diri sendiri sebab takut sangat. padahal bapak sendiri je pun.  😂 tak kisah la yang tu tapi time tu ayah aku ada mesej dalam group whatsApp, tanya lunch apa, sebab time tu dia otw balik and dia nak lunch kat rumah terus, malas nak beli2 dekat luar. tapi time dia mesej tu, aku dengan adik aku tengah tengok movie 😎 so mana ada masa ken nak baca and nak prepare masak kan. pastu masa tu dalam 20 minit lagi bapak aku nak sampai rumah, aku pulak baru jek baca mesej2 dia siot betul HAHAHAHA aku apa lagi pecut l keluarkan daging lembu keras beku mat dengan tak dipotong lagi.  so 20 minit dari sekarang, aku teruih rendam daging tu dalam air pastu mcm usik2 sikit ngan tangan biar dia cepat d...
Post a Comment
Read more

Kata-kata Sheikh Tantawi -Reihannashamsul's blog

KATA-KATA SYEIKH TANTAWI "Tidak perlulah kamu kelihatan cantik untuk menarik perhatian manusia. Tidak perlulah kamu menjadi pelawak untuk mendapatkan kasih manusia. Ini kerana cinta manusia sangat tidak adil. Buktinya apabila kamu telah melakukan 99 kebaikan dan 1 kesalahan, manusia hanya akan nampak 1 kesalahan itu dan lupa semua 99 kebaikan kita. Ia berbeza dengan cinta Allah, 99 kali kita buat dosa kepada-Nya dan 1 kali kita bertaubat, Allah akan melihat taubat yang 1 itu dan melupakan segala 99 dosa terbabit. Oleh itu, carilah cinta Ilahi, pasti kita akan jumpa cinta yang hakiki".
Post a Comment
Read more